Having solved all other problems, EPA warns about threat from sunny days

**Written by Doug Powers

Gird your fronds, plant life, because the regulatory agency that worked wonders with the Animas river has issued a new warning (via Twitchy):

https://twitter.com/EPA/status/648969378852151297

The link goes to a broken page because of the ravages of climate change, but it sounds as if the underlying message is "more smog to save the plants!"

The EPA might want to commandeer Mr. Burns' sun blocking machine:

Update:

These people can't even settle their ownscience:

https://twitter.com/EPA/status/649302436583219205

**Written by Doug Powers

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