The Cork
Two Arab terrorists are in a locker room taking a shower after their bomb making class, when one notices the other has a huge cork stuck in his ass.
"If you do not mind me saying," said the second, "that cork looks very uncomfortable. Why do you not take it out?""I regret I cannot", lamented the first terrorist. "It is permanently stuck in my ass."
"I do not understand," said the other.
The first terrorist says, "I was walking along the beach and I tripped over an oil lamp. There was a puff of smoke, and then a huge old man in an American flag attire with a white beard and top hat came boiling out. He said, "I am Uncle Sam, the Genie. I can grant you one wish."
I said, "No shit?"
God Bless America
America must return to conservative principles of less government,reduced taxes, less spending and a balanced budget! Cut,cap and balance!
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Thursday, December 11, 2014
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