Subject: Helping out a good neighbor

 

In Texas there is a town called New Braunfels, where
there is a large German-speaking population. One day, a local rancher
driving down a country road noticed a man using his hand to drink water
from the rancher's stock pond.

The rancher rolled down the window and shouted: " Froh, dich zu
treffen! Trink das Wasser nicht. Die kuehe haben darein geschissen."
... Which means: "Glad to meet you! Don't drink the water, the cows
have shit in it."

The man shouted back: "I'm from New York and just down here
setting up Hillary’s presidential campaign. I can't understand you.
Please speak in English."

The rancher replied: "I said, Use both hands."