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Tuesday, July 2, 2013

Jay Leno on the scandals

Jay Leno on the scandals
 
"I was going to start off  tonightwith an Obama joke, but I don't want to
get audited by the IRS."
 
On NSA surveillance:  "We wanted a president who listens to all Americans -
now we have one."
 
On a new IRS commissioner: "He's called 'acting commissioner' because he has
to act like the scandal doesn't involve the White House."
 
On closing the Guantanamo prison for terrorists: "If he really wants to
close it, turn it into a government-funded solar power company. The doors
will be shut in a month."
 
Concerning the Benghazi, Associated Press, and IRS scandals:  "Remember in
the old days when President Obama's biggest embarrassment was Joe Biden?"
 
On Obama saying he didn't know about the IRS scandal: "He was too busy not
knowing anything about Benghazi to not know anything about the IRS."
 
"The White  House has a new slogan about Benghazi: Hope and change the
subject."
 
"It's casual Friday, which means that at the White House, they're casually
going through everybody's phone calls and records."

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