Jay Leno on the scandals

Jay Leno on the scandals

 

"I was going to start off  tonightwith an Obama joke, but I don't want to

get audited by the IRS."

 

On NSA surveillance:  "We wanted a president who listens to all Americans -

now we have one."

 

On a new IRS commissioner: "He's called 'acting commissioner' because he has

to act like the scandal doesn't involve the White House."

 

On closing the Guantanamo prison for terrorists: "If he really wants to

close it, turn it into a government-funded solar power company. The doors

will be shut in a month."

 

Concerning the Benghazi, Associated Press, and IRS scandals:  "Remember in

the old days when President Obama's biggest embarrassment was Joe Biden?"

 

On Obama saying he didn't know about the IRS scandal: "He was too busy not

knowing anything about Benghazi to not know anything about the IRS."

 

"The White  House has a new slogan about Benghazi: Hope and change the

subject."

 

"It's casual Friday, which means that at the White House, they're casually

going through everybody's phone calls and records."