Eco-crusading, Air Force One ride-hitching 'science guy' laments low price of gas

**Written by Doug Powers

On Earth Day last year, Bill Nye the Hypocrite Guy joined President Obama on a 10,000 gallon fuel-fry when they went to the Everglades. 

Participating in the spending of a few million dollars and torching enough gas to fill a swimming pool to promote a pet sham wasn't a problem, but when the people who paid for that junket get a break at the pump, it's the end of the world -- literally:

Got that? You no longer having to take out a second mortgage on your house to fill your tank is "very bad news" for the environment, but this isn't:

If it's any consolation to Nye, the price of gas is expected to slowly rise this year. Nye should hope a Democrat is elected in November so he can continue to hitch rides on Air Force One instead of having to burn so much planet-destroying fuel using his car.

**Written by Doug Powers

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