Sex in the balance: CNN sounds alarm about the latest thing climate change is killing

**Written by Doug Powers

According to a new "study" promoted by CNN, if greenhouse gas emissions aren't quickly reduced, the only sexual activity going on in America will be climate change activists still attempting to screw taxpayers: 

That extra Antarctic ice will have to be imported to keep the country cool or else we'll go extinct:

There are so many things that can dampen your sex drive: You have a headache, you're tired, it's too hot outside.

According to a study, the last of those mojo-killers -- and the climate change that is causing more scorching hot days -- could be bringing down the birth rate in the United States.

Well, that proves if you can't get a date you can always jump a shark! What total bunk -- is there anything hornier than a global warming activist during a seasonal heatwave?

Here's an unintentional direct punch in the face to Paul Ehrlich:

Libs are so desperate to keep the sham going that they're pretending to be alarmed by a declining birth rate? Maybe they should call for Planned Parenthood to cease abortion operations to offset that effect.

I know... they're not that alarmed.

**Written by Doug Powers

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