Obamanomics

How to get $75k in benefits for you and your girlfriend 

  

Follow these proven steps.

1. Don't get married to your girlfriend.

2. Use your mom's address to send mail to.

3. The guy buys a house.

4. Guy rents out house to his girl girlfriend who has 2 of his kids.

5. Section 8 will pay 900 a month for a 3 bedroom home.

6. Girlfriend signs up for Obamacare so guy doesn't have to pay out the butt for family insurance.

7. Girlfriend gets to go to college for free being a single mother.

8. Girlfriend gets 600 a month for food stamps.

9. Girlfriend gets free cell phone.

10. Girlfriend gets free utilities.

11. Guy moves into home but uses Mom’s house to get mail sent to.

12. Girlfriend claims one kid and guy claims one kid on taxes.  Now you both get to claim head of house hold at $1800 credit.

13. Girlfriend gets disability for being "crazy" or having a "bad back" at $1800 a month and never has to work again.

This plan is perfectly legal and is being executed now by millions of people.  A married couple with a stay at home Mom yields $0 dollars.  An unmarried couple with stay at home Mom nets:

21,600 disability +

10,800 free housing +

6,000 free ObamaCare +

6,000 free food +

4,800 free utilities +

6,000 Pell grant money to spend +

12,000 a year in college tuition free from pell grant +

8,800 tax benefit for being a single mother =

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Total: $75,000 a year in benefits

Any idea why the country is 18 + trillion in debt?  Keep it up … your children will pay the price.