2012 Tax Form

I just received my tax return form for 2012 from the IRS. It puzzles me!!!

They are questioning how many dependents I claimed.

Here is my proposed response to the question:

"List all dependents?"
12 million illegal immigrants; 3 million crack heads;

42 million unemployed people on food stamps, 2 million people in over 243 prisons; Half of Mexico; and 535 persons in the U.S. House and Senate."

WHO DID I MISS?