Conservative Humor

President Obama goes to a primary school to talk to the kids. After his talk he offers question time.

One little boy puts up his hand, and Obama asks him his name. " Walter," responds the little boy. "And what is your question, Walter?"

"I have four questions: First, What happened to private property rights and contract law when the Chrysler bondholders got 20 cents on the dollar and the UAW got the company? Second, Why do you keep saying you saved jobs when the percent working in this country keeps going down because we're not creating enough? Third, Why did you say that Jeremiah Wright was your mentor, then said that you knew nothing about his preaching and beliefs? Fourth, Why are we lending $ to Brazil to drill for oil, but you blocked the pipeline to bring crude to the U.S. from Canada?" Come to think of it, I've got five: Why did you say health care reforms would pay for themselves . . .

Just then, the bell rings for recess. Obama informs the kiddies that they will continue after recess.

When they resume Obama says, "OK, where were we? Oh, that's right: question time.. Who has a question?"

Another little boy puts up his hand. Obama points him out and asks him his name.
"Steve," he responds. "And what is your question, Steve?"

Actually, I have two questions. First, Why did the recess bell ring 20 minutes early?
Second, What the hell happened to Walter?"

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