Conservative Humor!

I was eating lunch on the 19th of February with my 4 year-old granddaughter and I asked her, "What day is tomorrow?"

She said "It's President's Day!"

She is a smart kid. So, I asked, "What does President's Day mean?"

I was waiting to hear something about Washington, or Lincoln, etc.

She replied, "President's Day is when President Obama steps out of the White House and if he sees his shadow we have one more year of unemployment."